Currently Listening Stadium Arcadium By Red Hot Chili Peppers see related

long time no write....

well today was interesting, right after I got off of work I went to the emergency room, and after some tests found out that I have an infection.... so I'm outa commision for a couple days. other than that I'm workin full time, playin in a softball league since I'm too old for baseball (hit my first homer last night), and I'm also and umpire in the evenings so I guess I'm keepin busy.

Later.....

Well, I guess I havent posted in a while so here goes.

I went to the coffeyville prom last night with whitney, we drove up in a 55 bel-air, which is one of my favorite old cars. at the after prom I actually won a mountain bike, which I couldnt fit in my car so it was kinda hangin part-way out my trunk. ended up gettin home about 4 am and then gettin up for church a few hours later, so I'm pretty wiped. all in all it was a lot of fun, I'm glad I went. well I'm gonna go take a nap, I'll try to have some pics up later but you know how I am.

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story.  (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
>From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.  Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are ! perfect ly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null a nd void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,!
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how t o do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an! answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes

1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading thi s
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh...